Popcorn with ham!

Ok, so maybe you don't care for "instant natural jellyfish" (I admit, it palls by the third time you eat it in the same week). And you're allergic to peanut butter. And chips and candy are still boring, and you're not in the mood for fruit or (gods forbid) celery sticks.

Well, try some popcorn with ham! That's right, don't waste your money on the pre-mixed nasty stinky butter-flavored (or worse, cheese-flavored) popcorn you get in the microwaveable bags, at about a measly three per box. Get some nice cheap popcorn (I like the white kind, personally. It looks prettier with the ham), a brown paper bag (lunch bag does nicely), and some ham (the thinly sliced rectangles people put on their sandwiches: say 6 slices --- more if you're feeling greedy). Put some popcorn in the bag (a couple of generous handfuls, maybe. If you mess up, try again, the popcorn's cheap), fold down the top of the bag a few times, then stick it in the microwave (folded bit down), and microwave on high for a few minutes (about 3-4 minutes on mine, until the popcorn is only popping about once per second).

Meanwhile, slice up the ham into shreds, about 0.5 cm wide by 5 cm long. Put it on your plate. When the microwave goes BEEP BEEP BEEP, take out the popcorn and add it to the other side of the plate. Enjoy the freshly nuked popcorn aroma. Then pick up a piece of popcorn, a piece of ham, and wrap the ham around the popcorn. Mmmm!

I'm serious.

Try this.

This meme must spread!!!